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Colonel Roy Mustang- The first to speak to me. Says that time is standing still in our worlds while we are here, and that the number of individuals drawn into this world surpasses one hundred in count. He has been here three times. Knows a man named Maes Hughes.

Alfons Heidrich- Blond hair, blue eyes, sad smile. Says that this world is the result of a group of scientists' mistake. German and compassionate. Apparently, according to Yuki, he has been coughing up blood...

Hallelujah/Allelujah- Knows me, to my chagrin and annoyance. I can only hope that I was as careful about making mistakes the last time I was here as I usually am. Not only did he know to call me Ryuzaki, but he knew about Mello... and told me that he was executed not long ago after being framed for a murder. I liked Mello... this was sad news, to me. He says that the scientists rarely contact "outsiders". That's us. As if we have a choice, in being here. His name changes, apparently, "based on who you talk to." Odd.

Arienette- Told me to watch out for rabbits. Mentioned "Spirities". From the "Island Nation of California." Friendly, bright, cheerful. Likes dogs.

Lockon- A "long-term resident"; has been here for about a year. Says that, technically, there isn't anyone outside the city, as it's the result of many realities being crushed together. How inconvenient.

Uchiha Sasuke- All things considered, I don't like this guy. He's apathetic, pessimistic, and a pain to talk to. I hope I never have to work with him. For some reason, answering his questions directly makes me feel like I'm losing a game. It's embarrassingly fun to jerk him around. Maybe it's because he seems to take himself so seriously? Alphonse thinks that he's nice, deep down. Hinata thinks that he has an aversion to girls. Sleeps with Itachi sometimes.

Hawke Starfyr- ... naked? Told B that he would not allow him to kill anyone. I am glad.

Juke Wurlitzer- In his forties. Apparently, he was my friend the last time I was here. This is the first thing that does not surprise me, since I actually rather like him. He even knows to call me L, something I wasn't prepared for, but if he was going to kill me, I think he would have by now. He very sadly does not realize that one person in particular is very likely to go after me, in this place, making his reassurance that I am safe kind, but misled. He is a "genius robot scientist," something that fascinates me to no end. He seems to have poor health... I am staying with him at this time. Apparently, a little girl kissed him and is now infatuated with him due to the mistletoe. Poor Juke. He mentioned someone or something named Alt, which I'll have to ask him about. Apparently, he had at least one child, a daughter that he wanted to live with without having to worry about being killed. I'm worried about him, lately... he seems to have obtained an actual human arm, his own, which he plays with while his robot butler watches worriedly. Genius and madness are a winning combination when it comes to sheer intrigue, but... well, I remember Frankenstein.

Daxter- An Ottsel. Very, very peculiar. He is like a cross between a squirrel and a weasel or a rabbit... Apparently, he was not always one. He used to be human. He has a power he calls Eco that he says works sporadically, at best.

Carmen- Not particularly helpful. Merely told me what I had already heard or deduced upon my arrival. Mysterious? Knows that I am L. Fu From The United States of America.

Joshua- Suggested that being a scholarship student alone might be the reason for being kidnapped. Purely hypothetical, due to the fact that I wasn't, and therefore useless to me.

Beyond Birthday- The fact that he's here makes me sick to my stomach. I thought that he was dead and gone, and that I'd never have to deal with him again. I admit that I felt a sense of relief, that he was no longer connected to my legacy and therefore no longer my responsibility. He is a pathetic, insecure and unstable creature. I don't know yet what he's capable of. I have to stay on my guard, because he figured out who I am. He thinks that I have no soul; I find this endlessly entertaining. Wants me to starve.

Unohana Retsu- Knows my name, and says that I have been here four times. Lucky me. She claims to be a Shinigami. She runs a clinic and has taken care of Mello and Near in the past. A healer. She is very lovely, and possesses a geisha costume that is... fetching.

Mr. Valentine- Some cad who posted a blank comment in my journal. What was the point of that? He also did it to Rolo, only he graced that page with ellipsis. Hm. It seems that he was asked, by Ciel's caretaker, to track him. He hasn't "slept in some time now," and only rests when Chaos takes over. Hm.

Kanzeon Bosattsu- Wishes that we'd only been kidnapped. Has magnificent *scribbles*. "The Living Embodiment of Mercy and Compassion, one of the Five Great Boddhisattva that govern over Heaven," in her own words. Did I mention that she has magnificent *scribbles*...

Higashiyama Kazumi- Judging by his voice, he sounds young. He also hasn't been here that long; several months. Seemed somewhat amazed that the mistletoe in the city (?) disappeared. Is often called "Kaz"; I will remember this. Isn't sure that he would go back, even if he could, so I can deduce that he finds something at home threatening or upsetting.

Uchiha Madara- Has been here since February. Says that strange events have been happening consistently for at least that long. Even longer, based on what he's heard. Mentioned by Deidara; an "old fart."

Kisuke Urahara- Says that "events" happen every other week. He came in during an event and has apparently been keeping track. Prefers "Kisuke." Has been here for a month. At home, things are busy, and he's curious to know what's going on there. Understandable; I think I can relate to that.

UNKNOWN- Joking, odd way of speaking. Thinks that energy is focused into events in order to torment the city as a whole.

Hazel- I thought that his appearance here was a television drama, since it was a video and he was falling down... I feel somewhat embarrassed of that. He thinks that he fell off a cliff.

Rolo Lamperouge- His older brother is Lelouch Lamperouge. He says that he's currently on a mission. This place certainly likes to interrupt those, doesn't it? Finds being "stuck here" "unacceptable." Says that he's just an ordinary student. Seems to attempt optimism, though in this situation, it definitely feels forced.

UNKNOWN- Somewhat cheerful. Has been here since last September, so almost a year. Also warns against rabbits, oddly enough. Has a very perky voice. Spent a lot of time avoiding mistletoe last week, apparently. Energetic.

Lelouch Lamperouge- Rolo's older brother. Likes cats and books. Licorice and mint, also. Might be involved with Suzaku. Wants to catch a fruit cow.

Maes Hughes- Very cheerful. Has much faith in hope. Helpful, loves his daughter very, very much. Enjoys showing others photographs of her, whether they genuinely want to see or not. I don't know. To me, she just looks like an ordinary toddler... maybe I don't understand because I'm not a father, myself. Is apparently a father figure to some of the individuals here, one Yuki included. Thinks that my mistake was "callous."

Konata Izumi- Had to kiss someone who was 35 during the mistletoe event. Apparently, that's way too old for her; she is 17. Thinks that everyone here is very nice.

Mariya Shido- Is staying at the clinic, but yearns for a dorm-like atmosphere. Perhaps a college student?

Kakashi- Talked to Mariya. I don't know much about this guy, except for his name and the fact that he offered to help him. Likes swimwear; says that the Animus usually post a warning before events happen in Adstringendum. Doesn't have many articles of clothing. Tenten thinks that he's "a little strange." He is a teacher.

Yuffie Kisaragi- Very... spunky. That seems like an appropriate adjective for this individual. She lost her Fuma Shuriken, due to a rabbit attack, and it has a pink ribbon tied to the handle. If I get very bored, perhaps I'll look for it, but so far these profiles have kept me relatively busy. A shinobi... who saw that coming? From Wutai, Gaia. Knows people with names like "Cloud" and "Vincent." Not a lady. Easily bored. "Always right, except when she's not." She has a very high opinion of herself. Likes cats.

UNKNOWN- A talking dog...! I don't like dogs... they jump and they're dirty and they have too many teeth... this one seems to anthropomorphize to the extent that it actually has nightmares. Possibly sentient...?

Hyuuga Neji- Offered to help Yuffie find her missing adorned weapon. Apparently, they have similar weapons, anyway. Also a ninja. From Konoha. Cautious. Has been here since last August; Hinata's cousin.

Vincent- Silent, brooding type. Not a ninja. Knows Yuffie. Knows Alphonse, and adopted one of his kittens.

Cloud- Also knows Yuffie, and might be Vincent's rooommate. Also the silent, brooding type?

Yuki- Likes animals, and loves someone named Tyler who is apparently gone. I don't think he likes me, much, since I mistook his accidental video post for a television program. I believe that I need to stop doing that. He seems like a sad sort of fellow, at any rate. He probably gets lonely very quickly and easily. Possibly Japanese, uses honorifics... considers Maes Hughes like the father he never had. Cares very, very much about Alfons. An "earnest young man." Might... actually feel bad about telling me to go to hell? Called "nezumi" at some point, for some reason.

Alyx- Sympathetic toward Yuki, but seems unaccustomed to homosexuality. Like Kamui, there are days when she just wants to save everyone and feels bad when he can't. Likes guns, and feels bad that ammo must be conserved. Has apparently fought zombies with sniper rifles; very interesting, that. She likes hacking and mechanics. Has some sort of creature called D0g... I hope it's not an actual dog. The daughter of a Black Mesa scientist, survivor of the Black Mesa Incident. Was not enslaved by Combine, who managed to get most of the human race. Wow.

Haruno Sakura- A healer. Pink hair, from Konoha. She apparently defeated Sasori once, with Chiyo. Seems to worry a great deal for Sasuke's safety; perhaps she likes him "that way?" Warned everyone of Sasori's presence here.

Duo Maxwell- Violent and sloppy. He destroys property and then refuses to talk about it, which is very annoying. I guess that one or more of his friends are gone.

Skyler- A Monferno, some sort of very... odd... monkey pokemon creature. I don't understand. It... he? Communicates frequently over the PCDs and is interested in helping Lelouch catch a fruit cow, and I THINK it can communicate with animals, but I'm not sure of its verbal ability or capacity to speak with humans.

Sirius Black- I thought he was a dog, and that scared me, somewhat. I don't like dogs. But then I saw what he told Daxter... it turns out that he's capable of switching between being a human and being a dog. He mentioned the Marauders.

Cole McGrath- Has powers. Comes from Empire City, Earth... or, at least, that's the last place he was, as far as I can gather. He's taking this whole thing very badly; thinks he might be going crazy. Possibly addicted to electricity... his recent behavior resembles withdrawal symptoms.

Raven- Has never heard of Earth. Something about Turca Lumireis.

Hidan- A rude sort. Knows someone named Deidara, and described him as a blond transvestite. Thinks that I'm a weirdo. Not a high school dropout. I find it difficult to understand his relationship with Deidara, since he's often saying that he hopes the other gets killed, and such, but speaks with him too much to truly hate him. I mean, the opposite of love isn't hate, it's indifference. Not that I'm implying they love each other, that would be highly unlikely. Called Sasori a "waste of wood," thinks that he's homosexual. According to Sasori's puppet, he is "too stubborn to die." He is missing his legs, thanks to Sasori, and is very, very upset about it. He thinks that the attack was random. He also thinks that I am a "smart guy..." I have to be more careful. He asked me to sew his legs back on. Just... no.

Deidara- A blond transvestite who knows Hidan. They both dislike Konoha, where Neji originates from. Says that the whole of the village is here, nearly. Might be exaggerating... seems to dislike Madara. Relationship with Hidan is VERY confusing, they insult each other incessantly... seems to enjoy saying "un", for some reason. Seemed happy to hear that Hidan's legs were off.

UNKNOWN- A... Konoha bitch? Likes "really good, exhausting sex." And... self-love, so... masturbation? Teased Alphonse horribly. Seems terribly amused by the prospect of a legless Hidan.

Michael Trinity- Very sensitive and insecure about his sister. Mentioned Nena and Seiei, people who were here but are now gone.

UNKNOWN- a friend, or... something... of Ciel's. Calls Earl Ciel Phantomhive his "young master"... perhaps he's a butler of some kind. Claims that he's needed, but others seem somewhat reluctant to relinquish Ciel, who is staying with Sasuke.

Negi Springfield- A young, worrisome boy. He likes to crawl into Asuna's bed when he can't sleep.

Professor Layton- Seen by Negi and mentioned to Luke. Luke is his apprentice, and they have been reunited, it would seem. Likes to tinker with cars.

Luke- Very, very new here. A "puzzle kid" and apprentice to Professor Layton.

Yachiru- A very young, pink-haired girl who likes candy. Likes "Ken-chan". "Quite the character."

Chaera- Arrived by going through an archway and found herself in a courtyard.

Ciel Phantomhive- Young man. Seems familiar with Victorian garments. An Earl, very wealthy. 12 years old.

Silver- A lizard.

Suzaku- He seems nice enough. He left his PCD on a table and a cat tried to eat it. I feel sorry for him. He likes warm milk and long walks, which help him relax. Might be involved with Lelouch, seems to be friends with Al. Is wondering if someone wants to adopt a kitten.

Hitsugaya- Knows Sasuke.

Tenten- Knows Neji. Mentioned a man named "Gai-Sensei," her team leader, who seems to be using Kakashi's clothes, according to Neji. Preoccupied with scrolls. Wears sandals, knows Kakashi. A "feminist", or, in her words, "equal-ist." Addresses people, myself and Kakashi included, often as "sir." Does not have a boring house.

Alphonse Elric- All of the milk in his house has been poured out because his brother hates it. A frightful insomniac. Friendly with Suzaku. Looks similar to Alfons, but is not to be confused with him. His mother is here, along with his brother, so he considers himself lucky. He thinks he should talk to his mother more. He likes science. Has known Vincent for about a year, and apparently this man adopted one of his kittens. Cats are his favorite animal, and he has five. He's looking for someone to adopt kittens.

Ed Elric- Al's brother, the one who hates milk. According to Al, he's been "distant" lately. His mother is here. Was in the military.

Ai- Talked to Alphonse when he couldn't sleep; possibly an alcoholic. Homeless, "like an alleycat." Very promiscuous. A... catgirl? VERY strange. A smoker. Most likely possesses an addictive personality. She thinks that Juke is very good-looking.

Hyuuga Hinata- Stutters. Sweet. Hyuuga Neji's cousin. Not terribly close with anyone, and small wonder, since she's so awkward. She might have a complicated family situation. She's interested in training, and tends to apologize in advance for things as if she believes she will make mistakes before she has. She is proficient in hand-to-hand combat, but can use weapons.

Mrs. Elric- Alphonse and Ed's mother. She sang to Al when he was having trouble sleeping. Treats Sasuke like a son.

Greg- An Adstringendum scientist. Likes to sleep under desks. Not particularly good at coding.

UNKNOWN- Adstringendum scientist #2. Shrewder than his partner, though he gave away the man's name unwittingly over the PCD.

Ginia- Has a few tools lying around. She was helpful to Kenta when he arrived, and she runs a bar. She seems patient, claiming that it comes with her job. Like others, she says not to go near rabbits, and revealed that there is a giant squid in the lake. Likes knives; a retired bounty hunter, and occasional vigilante. In her own words, "My family owned a bar and my brother went into bounty hunting to help out with the income and provide a bit of extra protection. One day he killed someone on accident and that guy's friends came for revenge. Only my brother and me survived that night and my brother only because he fled."

Akasuna no Sasori- "Sasori of the Red Sand." Very new. According to Deidara, he's deceased by impalement, even though he describes himself as "eternal." Was apparently defeated by Sakura, who nearly died, and Chiyo, who gave her life to win. He is a member of the Atatsuki, what seems to be the rival faction of Konoha. "Nearly immortal and very dangerous," according to Sakura. He is a puppet master, using living beings for his puppets, and he has some significant skill with poisons. Was called a "waste of wood" by Hidan; I wonder if...? Recently, he took Hidan's legs for reasons not readily apparent, to my chagrin. I've heard that he's a genius, but this move seems somewhat irrational, especially if he has no intentions of making a puppet with them. It could be that there is a grudge of some kind concerning Hidan, but... he claims to not particularly dislike him. Decidedly, he has a sadistic streak.

Hiruko- Sasori's puppet. Not particularly bright, but seems useful to its master. It feels like a great accomplishment to "graduate" from speaking to him and actually get to talk to Sasori. Regrets that he did not sew Hidan's mouth shut. I am glad that he did not.

Kenta-kun- A young Japanese man who knows a great many people who are not here. Mostly his coworkers, seemingly. He arrived wearing a stupid blue and yellow costume, complete with a very helpful nametag. I don't have to call him UNKNOWN. Apparently, he ends up in stupid costumes a lot. Most of the girls he knows are pit vipers. He liked singing and Akane, but hated his job, which involved being a "singing brother" on a kids' television show. He claims to be "awful with kids." Except a kid named Michiru, who he seems attached to. It's difficult to tell from a conversation I'm not a part of. Says that he's a bit selfish; in "no hurry to die."

Kanou Soutarou- Very new, here. Understandably confused. I'm fairly certain he's Japanese, and he thinks that the PCDs resemble Blackberry devices. So, our worlds are similar in that regard, at least.

UNKNOWN- New. He has scales; interesting?

Kamui- A ridiculously difficult person who wouldn't tell me his name... only to introduce himself to another person soon after. Good thing I can, you know, read. Thinks that he's getting too old for saving people. A great sense of responsibility, clearly... though perhaps futility is dampening that. We'll see.

Luke- Slightly squeamish young man.

Neill- Finds the whole Sasori/Hidan incident interesting. Exploratory spirit, finds this world exciting and intriguing. Hm.

UNKNOWN- A very new girl; she wants "Terry", who is probably not here. She has been stabbed...

Uzumaki Naruto- Another shinobi from Konoha. He's unsure how to operate his PCD, but Ginia is going to help him with that.

Griffith- New. Considers inquiries after names "bold" questions.

Zephyr- Has been looking for someone to spar with, and offered to with Hinata. Uses blades.

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